1. Get that cartilage piercing I've always wanted
2. Pepper every sentence with "like" and "dude"
3. Eat tuna or cereal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
4. Go out and get wasted on a whim
5. Let the twins out in public
6. Go days wearing spaghetti-strap tanks and my favorite Lucky cut-off shorts
7. Blast dirty rap music in the car
8. Join the hungover conversation
9. Think poop jokes are funny
10. Get the satisfaction from screaming expletives when I stub my toe, sit in traffic, watch reality TV, etc.